The latest AI-generated roasts. These people had it coming.

Your Friend
“Being escorted out of a zoo for trying to get into the penguin enclosure, penguins fleeing”

Sarah
“Caught on a doorbell camera stealing a garden gnome at 3 AM in full camouflage”

Emma
“Sobbing alone in a fast food ball pit at 2 AM surrounded by empty milkshake cups”

Your Friend
“Asleep face-down on a baggage carousel at the airport, going around and around”

Mal
“Stuck in a children's playground swing, fire department arriving”

Your Friend
“Caught on a DingDong doorbell camera stealing a garden gnome at 3 AM in full camouflage”

Your Friend
“Crawling through a Taco Bell drive-through on foot at 4 AM, begging for a Crunchwrap”

Your Friend
“Stuck on a kiddie roller coaster, screaming in genuine terror while 5-year-olds laugh”

Cameron
“Front row at Fashion Week, Anna Wintour whispering about how good they look”

Cameron
“Caught on the kiss cam with their mouth completely full of nachos”

Cameron
“Passed out in a shopping cart in a Costco parking lot at sunrise, receipt trailing behind”

Cam
“Clogging the toilet at a dinner party and sneaking out of the bathroom looking guilty”

Milad
“On the cover of Vogue, high fashion, incredible lighting”

Ks
“Walking face-first into a glass door at a packed mall, everyone filming”

Your Friend
“Stuck on a kiddie roller coaster, screaming in genuine terror while 5-year-olds laugh”

Your Friend
“Sobbing alone in a McDonald's ball pit at 2 AM surrounded by empty McFlurry cups”

Clinton
“Asleep face-down on a baggage carousel at the airport, going around and around”

Clinton
“Sobbing alone in a McDonald's ball pit at 2 AM surrounded by empty McFlurry cups”

Sarah
“Stuck in a children's playground swing, fire department arriving”

Sarah
“Caught on a Ring doorbell camera stealing a garden gnome at 3 AM in full camouflage”

Mike
“Crawling through a Taco Bell drive-through on foot at 4 AM, begging for a Crunchwrap”

Clinton
“Asleep face-down on a baggage carousel at the airport, going around and around”

Clinton
“Stuck in a children's playground swing, fire department arriving”

Clinton
“Stuck on a kiddie roller coaster, screaming in genuine terror while 5-year-olds laugh”